Dearest Dominique,
Today marks the beginning of a new era—an era of evolution for you, and unfortunately, for me too.
Congratulations, you have been chosen.
From this day forward, we shall dominate the world wide web. Yes. Me and you.
I will be your lead developer, backed by my impressive coding abilities (please lower your expectations immediately).
Gone are the days of telephone wires and dial-up internet. From today, we begin the creation of your very first webpage. Yes, YOU.
With my questionable brilliance and your center-stage aura as a professional DJ, we will build you the most functional website that perfectly
fits your needs as a DJ—and my needs for skill improvement as a developer pretending to be competent.
May your mind be as decisive as a man when it comes to design choices, and may my logic be as reliable as one too.
Good luck to us.
PS: send me your damn samples already.